Your handy guide to the warring cranks
From Don Davis over at the Satirical Political Report, the ‘Your Handy Guide to the Warring Cranks‘:
NeoConus Armageddonus: Invade foreign countries without rhyme or reason, until the United States is demoralized, bankrupt, morally compromised, and unable to deal with domestic needs or real foreign threats.
TaxCutasaurus: Mindless tax-cuts for the wealthiest one percent, until the United States is demoralized, bankrupt, fiscally compromised, and unable to deal with domestic needs or real foreign threats.
Sodom and Gomorrahus: Replace liberal education with theological doctrine until the United States is totally ignorant, brainwashed, and unable to compete with even 8th grade dropouts in Bangalore.
Nativis Buchananis: Arrest and deport millions of people living, working and raising families here for years, while corporations ship all of our jobs to 8th grade dropouts in Bangalore.
Constitutionalis Interruptus, a.k.a. Habeas Corpse-us: Provide free room and water-board, and then an all-expenses-paid one-way trip, for an innocent man, to Uzbekistan.
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